PowerRangerRED's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Coitus Cautions]

You are right, listen to this wise man kids!

Unprotected sex is the number one cause of death in Africa.
People who do not protect themselves and get HIVs and such start to rot from the inside, and then they risk their lifes!
Please everyone, you must learn a great lesson from this Macromedia Flash movie, never ever have sexual intercourse without the proper protection.
Thank you for reading.
-RED-

[OH GOD WHAT IS THIS]

Vegetables are the very essence of life!

Great movie you got there, soldier!
I liked it a lot.
I put zero on the humour and violence since the message itself is damn serious and that it is in no case a matter to be laughted at!
You see kids, as the flash above said, if you do not eat a correct amout of green vegetables or fruits, your own personnal health will suffer greatly and you might even have to face the utter destruction of planet earth.
Please eat accordingly,
-RED-

[Hallucinogens and Drugs]

Great Work, Soldier!

We made one further step in the direction of saving the denizens of earth from their inner demons. I believe this is a very well made macromedia flash file and that the message it bears is of great importance.
Everyone should have been taught a lesson by watching this flash, for it's the key to an healty life without alien threath.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
-RED-

[Drama x 10^23]

Decent Submission.

Warning! No one under 8 years old should be allowed to watch this flash, it contains corse language and mild graphical violence.
Thank you.

About the flash: It was pretty well done, and the abused son should have called me, the Red Power Ranger! I am very talented at helping kids with their problems, and bullying is a recuring one!
Decent voice acting, I shalt protect this flash!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE, I RATE IT 6!
-RED-

[Chicochico Man]

Great Work, Soldier!

Great Justice is Served when Thou makes Movies Like This One!
I like it and I do believe that the drawings are nothing but ''poor''!
It's only what the ennemy wants you to believe, in reality theses drawings are pretty neat!
GOOD WORK SOLDIER, KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT AGAISNT MEDIOCRITY AND ALIEN INVASIONS!
-RED-

Dynamis responds:

Keep up the good fight, soldier... Soon we will triumph over the enemy, soon.